Blog #3: Delays; Evil Minion Positions Available

For those of you concerned about the delays in postings (or simply jonesing for your Strangeness fix!), I must apologize. Unfortunately, several of my Evil Minions have had to be placed on emergency sabbaticals in order to have their behavioral implants recalibrated. I determined that when my Evil Minions began digging up the freeway during rush hour with the intent to plant tuplips, it was time for a tune-up (and I would once again like to apologize to the Department of Traffic for the potholes!). An unfortunate side-effect of these sabbaticals is regrettable delay in uploading new transmissions of The Strangeness.

However! This also means that I have openings in my Minion Legion! Cheshire Industries is recruiting interns for my ongoing campaign for world domination! Duties include website design/updating and general maintenance and assisting with uploading my Strangeness WMDs and spreading The Strangeness across the Blogosphere and beyond! Anyone who is interested may apply directly - apply now and help Cheshire Industries infect the world!

I am The Kyle and I approved this message!

P.S. A free helpful tip for all you aspiring Mad Scientists out there: *DON'T* buy surplus recalled Bulgarian Mark II Behave - O - Matic behavioral modification brain implants from a guy selling them out of the back of a broke-down HumVee; I don't care what kind of discount he's offering! Get them somewhere reputable from a vendor you can trust, like on Craigslist!