Blog #11: I'VE GOT EMAIL!!!!!

Hey there, all you awesomely kick-ass people-type individualities!!! Guess what? After nearly 14 years of incarceration, I've *finally* gotten access to emails!!! Clearly the Multiverse is smiling on everyone's favourite Mad Cheshire. :)
 
So, now that it has just become, like, a giga-jazillion times easier to communicate with Yours Truly, here's what'cha gotta do if you want to swap electronical eccentricties with me (or, you know, just write to say "HI!" ;)):
 
1) Go to JPay.com
2) Using my name and DOC ID#, add yourself to my JPay Contact List  (Kyle Hulbert #1165519, in case a walker ate your brain and made you forget! ;))
3) Send me an email and introduce yourself!
 
To be clear, it is up to *you* to add yourself to my Contact List; I do not have direct access to the Internet, and I can only email those of you who add yourselves to my Contact List.
 
You can send photos as well, if you'd like. This is something that I would strongly encourage you to do so that I can put a face to the name of whoever it is that is writing to me. But don't feel constrained to just sending photos of yourself: I want to see your world! Show it to me--I promise you'll find me a highly apprecative audience. And if you live in a foreign country, all the better! I can't exactly travel, but I've always wanted to see the world (yes, I'm talking to you Haley and Kelly in Canada, and Vila in Europe!!! :D).
 
The whole point of this site has always been to reach out to the world, to find people that would like to be a part of my life and--more importantly by far--who would also allow me to be a part of theirs, and to spread The Strangeness to every nook and cranny across the Blogosphere! Now it's easier than ever to make contact, and the only thing stopping you is that you're reading this!
 
It's time to get The Strangeness, and if you need any more incentive to join me in my mad revelry, I've got you covered:
 
Come to The Kyle's Side--we've got cookies!!!
 
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