Blog #29: The Pros & Cons Podcast

Over the last year and a half I have been working with Bethany Jones, cohost of The Pros & Cons, a really top notch true-crime podcast that focuses on the story that sensationalist media jackal -whores don't bother with. Where the media focuses solely on the gore and the horror of the crime, and sensationalizes what should be treated with dignity and respect, Bethany and her cohost Adrianna focus their attention on how things got to the point where they became so bad, and also what happened after the verdict was handed down and the media stopped paying attention, turning their attention to whatever new tragedy they could exploit for ratings.

In the time that I worked with her, Bethany never once even attempted to draw me into any kind of discussion that even hinted at sensationalism. From the beginning she handled the Tragedy of Dr. Schwartz's death with the utmost respect. She never once downplayed my role in what happened, but at the same time she didn't treat me like a monster either. I quickly came to understand why she has earned the moniker The Inmate Whisperer.

I have given a lot of thought about what to say to encourage you to tune in, but at the end of the Night, I think the interview will speak for itself. It requires no gilding of the lilly from me. Those of who follow me here, you know me. You know how I feel about the media, and you know I wouldn't consent to an interview if there was any possibility they would handle it in any way other than how it deserved. I hope you will listen to it, I hope that it helps you in some way, and I hope you will share it with everyone you know who might need it.

Spread the word, Cats & Kittens. We have to stop the Beast.

LINKS
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www.mouthoffnetwork.com/the-pros-and-cons-podcast

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/022-dr-robert-schwartz-part-one/id1248179183?i=1000438140572

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/023-kyle-hulbert-interview-part-two/id1248179183?i=1000438140571

Blog #28: Cockroaches In The Matrix

Hey, Cats & Kittens!

Pop quiz! But I swear this will be more fun than grade school math!

Question: What do you get when you mix dry cereal, poor pest control, and a chow hall overseer who really doesn't give a frak about what she feeds her captive inmates?

Answer: A ruined breakfast, a need for immediate tooth brushing, and the latest in my dripping brain matter style of poetry!

Cockroaches In The Matrix

I have no legs I have no legs I have no legs please don't step on me!
Cockroaches masquerading as Cap'n Crunch
Crunchy carapaces crunching on my molars
My molars might make a mighty mess
There is no spoon
There is cereal, but there is no spoon
There is milk but it is soy milk
Spoiled soy milk
Spoiled soy milk curdles
Curdles like my brain when I listen to drivel
Drivel drips out my ears and stains my shirt
I need to change my shirt but I only have the one
The One is not enough to stop the spread of the Many
Agent Smith is the Many
There is no spoon but there is the Many
Many, Many, Many, Many, Many, Many, Many
"Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me"
"Me too!"
One from Many
There is no spoon
I'll eat my cereal dry
Damn cockroaches


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