BLOG #15: Brain Drippings # 1

It has always intrigued me that people seem genuinely interested in the way my mind works.They have often questioned why it works the way it does. The honest answer is I'm frakked if I know! :)
Nonetheless, people show a great deal of interest in the random manifestations of my mind and the way I see the world. I am always jotting down the various thoughts that cross my mind, and luckily for you, I am generous enough to share my brain dripping with you! I hope that these Brain Drippings will either make you laugh, make you question yourself and the world around you, and/or entice you to write so you can find out firsthand just who the frak *IS* this guy who keeps posting this Strangeness?!?!
Or, you could just email my link to someone you think could use a little Strangeness in their life.

         3 Things to Consider: by Confusedus
1) Instead of wondering if people will think you're crazy, wonder instead if crazy will think you are people.
2) If people ask you why you are acting like a mental patient, ask them why they don't ask the mental patient why s/he is acting like you; for you should feel offended that they automatically assume you were the copycat.
3) In a crazy world, all the ones called weird and crazy are the ones who belong here. So to all those sane, rational, clear-thinking individuals out there, GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET! Everyone else, welcome, and enjoy!

~Contrary to their names, serial killers actually like cereal and have never intended to harm it in any way.

~Keep breathing; you might live longer that way. Death greatly reduces your chances of living a long productive life—try to avoid it whenever possible.

~The human brain has several gears it must shift through to create coherent and productive thoughts. Unfortunately, most people's transmission is shot.

~Some of the best discoveries in the world are the result of idiocy.
Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity. He decided it'd be a good idea to go out into a thunderstorm, with a kite, with a piece of metal connected to it.

~Confusedus says:
_The deeper your thoughts, the greater the chances of someone drowning in them. Always provide a flotation device.

~Whenever I feel overwhelmed by a problem, I just remind myself that today is nothing more than tomorrow's yesterday, and everything is suddenly better.

~There is no problem in this world that I cannot fix with my horde of flying monkeys!

~I Love my enemies because their confusion amuses me.

MORE TO COME!!!

I am The Kyle and I approved this message!