"Somewhere between unconsciousness and laughter, that's my specialty."
--From a wonderful poem I once read...
HA!
Victory is mine! I've finally managed to wriggle out of my Technicolour
straitjacket and have successfully distracted the screws with
contraband XXX nudie mags! But wait! Here's a delightful conundrum: now
that I've got the opportunity to tell you all about myself, just what am
I to say that will compel you to take that dizzying first step into the
Great Unknown of a brand-spanking new friendship? There's so much to
say--where do begin?!?!
Oh! I know!!!
Hi
Freeworld peoples! *waving energetically* I am The Kyle and I'm the
bestest friend you never had! "The Kyle" isn't just a name, though, it's
a state of mind!
I'm that guy your Mother warned you
about: a hyperactive super-cool-awesome wildcard with a wicked Cheshire
grin, devastating charm and *way* more imagination, curiosity, and
free time than can possibly be good for either of us! I may be barking
mad, but your life is definitely going to be more interesting because
of it! Come on, give in to the Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy Dance--You *know*
you want to!
Are you fun and interesting or, even better,
really strange? Do you giggle uncontrollably at wildly inappropriate
moments, or for no reason at all? Do you desperately wish your life were
like your favourite Anime? Are you crazy for all things Japanese? Do
you believe the world would be a better place if more people lightened
up and gave in to whimsical flights of fancy or random acts of senseless
Beauty? Is there way too much blood in your caffeine system? Do you
have tattoos, piercings, or body modifictions (and if so, will you show
them to me?)? Do you have lots of awesome, interesting or exotic pets?
Do you have a job doing something wicked cool? Are you a tortured soul
expressing yourself through art, poetry, music, or photography? Do you
believe in magick, Dragons or Fairies? Have you ever been abducted by
aliens (or wish you had been)? Do you search for the impossible in
everyday life? Do you know deep in your heart that there is more to this
world, beyond sight and sound and touch? Are you a pathetically
hopeless Romantic with more optimistic idealism than is probably good
for you? Do you have room in your life for the madcap antics of a
slightly demented, caffeine addled eccentric?
Then why the frak aren't you writing to me yet?!?!
Monday, May 25, 2015
Saturday, May 23, 2015
Blog #8: Court Update
Hey, cats and kittens and truly hoopy froods!
I just wanted to make you all aware that I am getting transferred this
week to Loudoun County Adult Detention Center to prepare for my 30th
June Evidentiary Hearing for my Habeas Corpus. If all goes well, my
conviction will be overturned and I will be granted a new trial.
The only downside to this is that I will have to leave all my property behind and will be spending my time in a single cell with nothing to do!!! I'll try to upload more Strangeness while I'm there, but my Evil Minions are dealing with certain upheavals in their lives that resulted from an...er, *misunderstanding* concerning an entirely unlikely cardiovascular muscle of precious metal, a black hole, and a certain unnamed manic depressive, paranoid android...Suffice it to say, uploading The Stangeness might be a bit trickier than usual.
Not to worry, though! I will do my best to keep you all updated as the case progresses. Meanwhile, snail mail is the only means of communication open to me, unless you want me to call Collect, in which case you'll have to send me your number! ;)
Any and all Happy Thoughts, Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy well-wishes, positive energies, and prayers to divine entities and/or supernatural intelligences for intercession in my favour are greatly appreciated.
Until next you hear from me, or I you, keep your towel close, your S.E.P. field ready, and whatever you do, DON'T PANIC!!!
The preceding message has been brought to you by Cheshire Industries, a multidimensional collective of truly hoopy froods with way too much free time on our hands; and is brought to you by a big middle finger to the Vogon Constructor Fleet, their poetry, and all intergalactic bypasses; your local Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy correspondent; Life, the Universe, and Everything; and the number 42. Thank you.
I am The Kyle and I approved this message!
Monday, 25th May--Towel Day! If you aren't wearing your towel, you are *NOT* a truly hoopy frood!!!!!
The only downside to this is that I will have to leave all my property behind and will be spending my time in a single cell with nothing to do!!! I'll try to upload more Strangeness while I'm there, but my Evil Minions are dealing with certain upheavals in their lives that resulted from an...er, *misunderstanding* concerning an entirely unlikely cardiovascular muscle of precious metal, a black hole, and a certain unnamed manic depressive, paranoid android...Suffice it to say, uploading The Stangeness might be a bit trickier than usual.
Not to worry, though! I will do my best to keep you all updated as the case progresses. Meanwhile, snail mail is the only means of communication open to me, unless you want me to call Collect, in which case you'll have to send me your number! ;)
Any and all Happy Thoughts, Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy well-wishes, positive energies, and prayers to divine entities and/or supernatural intelligences for intercession in my favour are greatly appreciated.
Until next you hear from me, or I you, keep your towel close, your S.E.P. field ready, and whatever you do, DON'T PANIC!!!
The preceding message has been brought to you by Cheshire Industries, a multidimensional collective of truly hoopy froods with way too much free time on our hands; and is brought to you by a big middle finger to the Vogon Constructor Fleet, their poetry, and all intergalactic bypasses; your local Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy correspondent; Life, the Universe, and Everything; and the number 42. Thank you.
I am The Kyle and I approved this message!
Monday, 25th May--Towel Day! If you aren't wearing your towel, you are *NOT* a truly hoopy frood!!!!!
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